Greasy Dutch

We all know that the Dutch happily discuss weighty issues due to their country being very liberal. But for some reason it is incredibly difficult to engage in a debate about hair gel with a Dutch man..

With their curly, blonde thick hair I find the tall Dutch men extremely good looking.. but only when they have just woken up! As soon as they've had a shower they whip out the gel and cover their locks in a frankly obscene amount of hair gel. They've got enough grease in their hair to fry chips in!

There is also no chance of anyone being able to talk the Dutch men out of their obsession with hairgel, I assume they want to maintain their status of their nation being amongst the highest consumers of hair gel in the world?

Dutch hottie's with a not so hot shiny wet mop look:

Jim Bakkum

Ruud Feltkamp

Michiel Huisman

Jan Kooijman

See what I mean? 

I'm sorry, Dutchies. The English modest men are definitely winning with their not so greasy locks!

Liefs,

Dutchy xx

Postman Dutchy

I love sending (and receiving) letters to friends and family.. 

But posting letters whilst living in England is even more enjoyable!!

Dutch letter box

English letter box

Need I say more?

Liefs,

Dutchy xx

Whitstable

I come from a lovely little fisher’s town in a Dutch region called Zeeland (‘sea-land’). The big mussel statue right at the entrance of the village shows how devoted we are to our trade-mark. I am sure every villagers as well as visitors owns at least one picture posing proudly in front of the gigantic shell-fish!

The Big Mussel in Bruinisse

Because the seafood we eat (muscles, lobster, oysters, razor clams etc.) is freshly caught from the North Sea, I feel that I have a legitimate excuse to be a real fish snob. There is no way I would satisfy my seafood-cravings with the tasteless, frozen fish you get in London!

Not having traveled much in England yet, and only experienced greasy Fish ‘n Chips wrapped up in a newspaper, I did not realize in the slightest there did exist such as thing as a sea-food heaven in Britain! But after getting off at the wrong junction on the A2 on our way back to London from The Netherlands, we somehow accidentally ended up in a true ‘fishy’ paradise named Whitstable!

This charming fishing village is by far one of the nicest places I have ever visited. The fish market in the harbor is very impressive because it offers some of the very finest oysters and fresh fish, for reasonable prices. Judging from the oyster shell recycling I was not the only person who enjoyed slurping the juicy raw oysters with a bit of lemon juice or a dash of Tabasco on it, whilst sipping on a glass of fizz!

Piles of empty oyster shells!

We walked along the beach path and admired all the beautiful houses and the quirky colorful fisherman’s huts looking out on to the shingle beach and the North Sea. I could definitely see myself living here in summer months.

I want the pinke one!

 We also played a game at the beach: who could throw a pebble into the sea the furthest. Being quite terrible at the game, we moved on to go on a proper oyster hunt! Sadly we found no pearls, but we did collect heaps of oysters (which we returned untouched back to the sea of course).

After a pint at the Old Neptune (which is slap bang on the beach!) we regrettably had to leave the salty air and head back to the Big Smoke. J promised to treat me on a romantic weekend in Whistables in summer, I am beyond excited to discover what other things this picturesque village has to offer! 

Liefs,

Dutchy xx

Bruinisse vs. Whitstable?

This Works, and it actually does!

I got introduced to this great product in the Crown Plaza Hotel in St. Petersburg. Although you wouldn’t think I had difficulties getting to sleep in the gigantous comfy bed, the hotel provided us with a mini miracle solution to help us getting the peaceful night’s sleep we craved for after a stressful day in Ruski.

The little box on our bedside tables contained two items: a small but powerful deep calm pillow spray and a breath-in / pulse point rollerball. Both my friend K and I were a bit sceptic about the brand-name at first, ‘This Works’ is a big statement to live up to! However once we sprayed the intense blend of Lavender, Vetivert and Camomile onto our puffy pillow and inhaled the gorgeous smells of Frankincense and Eucalyptus  w e   w e r e   g o n e!! We literally went into a coma, we had the most resszztful night ever and only got diszzzturbed by szzoothing dreams about flowerszz, rainbowszz and butterflieszzzzzzz.

Words fail to explain how incredible this product is, but seriously. This product is a miracle! We slept far longer than planned as we forgot to put the alarm clock on and therefore missed out on a lot of sightseeing. But having catched up on weeks of sleep in just one single night thanks to ‘This Works’ was definitely worth it.

The first thing I did when I woke up was ordering a few of those bottles to be delivered at home, and purchasing the Deep Calm Pillow Spray has probably been the best decision in my entire life. Before I started using it I lay awake for hours worrying about silly things, and never felt fully rested when I woke up the next morning. Now I use this spray daily, I actually manage to get out of bed in the mornings without having to press snooze 3 or 4 times and also my horrendous grumpy morning moods are gone! You can buy the introduction kit for £8.00 here. They also wrap your orders up very pretty, a real treat for yourself. 

I haven’t tried any of its other products yet, be they all look very promising. I will probably ordering some bits soon as I have got a stressful exam period coming up! Have a look at This Work's website, I bet you want it all too!

Liefs,

Dutchy xx

The Dutch are still ahead...

Continental food for a home-sick Dutchy

Don’t get me wrong, I like a good old Roast for Sunday lunch and am also quite fond of a greasy bacon butty with builders tea every now and again.. Especially the latter one combined with scones, cream and jam! But for Jamie Oliver’s sake, English cuisine really isn’t that great!

I find myself wandering around Sainsbury’s and M&S for hours, only to realise at the check-out that my trolley mainly consist of standard bits and bobs and a variety of Polish delicatessen (because that is the closest you get to Albert Heijn food!) Shopping in English supermarkets makes me homesick more than ever.

Luckily my friends come from all over Europe, and are such a sweethearts for sending spices and ingredients so that I can cook non-English food or sometimes they even cook it for me. My parents and friends also make me incredibly happy by visiting me quite often too with lots of Dutch treats.

Suitcase full of sweets for sweet-tooth Dutchy!

Please find below some dishes from The Continent which reminds me of how boring English meals are (I am still very much against this expression of 'Mainland Europe' or 'The Continent' , but hey ho I'm slowly starting to accept that Britain is a bit of an 'awkward partner' in Europe):

- PAELLAAA! This mouth-watering Valencian rice dish is by far my favourite meal of all times. My dad is the #1 expert in cooking this superb combination of seafood, chicken and rice (whenever he picks me up from the airport he has a Tupperware filled up with paella wrapped up in newspapers ready for me in the car to eat on my way home!) But whenever I really crave Paella I either cook it myself with the fantastic spices my Spanish friend sent me, or if I am lazy I just hop down to Nothing Hill market – there’s a friendly man at a stall on Portobello mark who cooks up huge batches of paella. You have to be early because most of the time he totally sells out all the huge pans of paella. Recipe for paella (by a British chef that is) can be found here.

Paella spices from Spain with Love! 

- My Lebanese friend E made me a delicious and very festive looking rice dish called Riz a Djaj a couple of weeks ago. It tastes like it is made by angels!! (She is quite an angel I must say) If you want to know how to make this delicious meal made of rice, chicken, pine nuts, mince meat, pepper and cinnamon please have a look at the blog from the 3 Hungry Tummies. 

E's delicious Riz a Djaj

- And then the ‘encroyable’ French cuisine.... You could write a whole blog solely on the French kitchen. However, I can sum it all up and advise you to go either to Marco Pierre White’s Michelin restaurant L'Escargot (they do fantastic deals: 3 courses for £19.50 on weekdays before 7pm!) or to French Bistro 'Cafe Boheme' , this is another favourite of mine.

I recently had snails and frogslegs at L'escargot – they were very yummy and I really regret not tasting them earlier. We have a saying in Dutch: “wat de boer niet kent, dat eet hij niet” (A stick in the mud will try nothing new, or literally: if the farmer doesn't know it, he won't eat it!) This very much applies to me despite numerous attempt by my family to let me try everything at least once!

Sautéed Frogs-Legs

Cooked Escargots

Of course I can just go to Edgware Road (for Lebanese food), Soho (Chinese), South Ken (French) or Portobello Market/Camden Town to have some non-British food in England, but that only proves us more how English food is build upon the continental kitchen! Thus, the Netherlands gets an extra point for being closer to all these incredible cuisines (and for having the Walhalla of groceries: Dutch supermarket Albert Heijn!).  

Liefs,

Dutchy xx

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